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We'renotreallyhere (GB)

5yo b g · Form & record 2025-03-08 to 2025-09-29 — from our verified UK & Irish results database. Trained by Daniel Steele.
Pedigree Camacho (GB) × Rocking The Boat (IRE) (by Zebedee)
OwnerSam Tingey Charlie Tingey
BreederEd's Stud Ltd
Ratings Official 47 · best RPR 55 · best TS 66
14
Runs
1
Wins
7.1%
Strike rate
28.6%
Place rate
0.58
Actual / Expected
-46.4%
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Full form — last 14 runs

Btn = beaten lengths · OR = official rating · RPR = Racing Post Rating · TS = Topspeed. Blank cells are values we don't hold for that run — never a zero.
DateOffCourseDistGoingCl PosBtnJockeyWgt ORRPRTSSP
2025-09-29 21d Brighton 7f Firm 6 8/9 3.5 Edward Greatrex 123 47 10 66 11/1
Flat Turf Free Tips Daily On attheraces.com Handicap In rear - no chance from over 1f out - eased inside final furlong (jockey said gelding never travelled)(tchd 12/1)
2025-09-08 7d Lingfield (AW) 8f Standard 6 5/8 0.2 Luke Morris 122 48 51 11 18/1
Flat AW Sky Sports Racing Virgin 519 Handicap Took keen hold - prominent - kept on final furlong - lost two places final strides(op 14/1 tchd 20/1)
2025-09-01 24d Brighton 8f Firm 6 9/9 0.5 Paddy Bradley p 131 48 39 31 17/2
Flat Turf Sky Sports Racing Sky 415 Handicap In touch with leaders - weakened over 1f out(op 15/2 tchd 7/1 and tchd 9/1)
2025-08-08 2d Brighton 10f Good 6 3/7 0.3 Ashley Lewis 128 49 51 54 6/1
Flat Turf Star Sports Classified Stakes Held up in rear - steady headway from over 2f out - chased clear leader 1f out - weakened towards finish - lost second final strides(tchd 7/1)
2025-08-06 11d Brighton 8f Good 6 7/14 0.5 Ashley Lewis 128 49 42 31 15/2
Flat Turf Star Sports Classified Stakes Midfield - outpaced 2f out - no impression(op 8/1 tchd 17/2)
2025-07-26 35d Salisbury 8f Firm 6 9/10 2.5 Rob Hornby 133 50 18 4 9/1
Flat Turf Symonds Event Catering Handicap Prominent - carried left 2f out - soon weakened(op 8/1)
2025-06-21 10d Lingfield 7.5f Firm 6 2/9 2.5 Jason Watson 135 50 51 49 5/2
Flat Turf Weekend Winners On Sky Sports Racing Classified Stakes In rear against near rail - outpaced halfway - switched left over 2f out - rallied and headway over 1f out - kept on inside final furlong - hung left but went second inside final 110yds(op 10/3)
2025-06-11 21d Yarmouth 8f Good 6 5/11 0.5 Tyrese Cameron 128 50 45 37 11/4
Flat Turf QuinnBet Best Odds Guaranteed Classified Stakes (Div I) Towards rear - headway and in touch with leaders over 4f out - pressed leaders over 2f out - drifted left over 1f out - no extra inside final furlong (jockey said that he missed the blind at first attempt before removing it at second attempt)(op 10/3)
2025-05-21 22d Brighton 8f Good 6 1/8 0 Richard Kingscote 127 47 55 34 13/2
Flat Turf Download The Star Sports App Handicap Prominent - pressed leader over 2f out - ridden to lead over 1f out - faced challenge inside final 110yds - joined post(op 15/2 tchd 8/1)
2025-04-29 17d Brighton 8f Firm 6 5/14 1.25 Tyler Heard 130 47 45 36 11/1
Flat Call Star Sports On 08000 521 321 Handicap
2025-04-12 12d Brighton 8f Firm 6 3/7 0.05 Paddy Bradley 129 47 52 33 9/1
Flat Streamline 202020 Always Leading The Race Handicap (Div I)
2025-03-31 7d Wolverhampton (AW) 8.5f Standard 6 11/11 Darragh Keenan 135 50 24 48 17/2
Flat Gamble Responsibly At BetMGM Classified Stakes (Div I)
2025-03-24 16d Lingfield (AW) 10f Standard 6 5/12 Jack Mitchell 135 50 50 23 20/1
Flat Weekly £5 Free Bet With BetUK Classified Stakes (Div I)
2025-03-08 DEB Chelmsford (AW) 8f Standard 11/11 Rhys Clutterbuck tp 134 51 30 8 10/1
Flat AW Watch Live Racing At bet365 Handicap

Record by layoff

Days since the previous run. Does this one go well fresh, or need a run? Career debut excluded — no prior run means no layoff.
Time since last runRunsWinsSR
Quick (under 2wk)600.0%
Normal (2-4wk)6116.7%
Freshened (1-2m)100.0%

Record by class

ClassRunsWinsSR
Class 61317.7%

Record by distance

TripRunsWinsSR
Mile (7-9f)1218.3%
Middle (10-12f)200.0%

Record by going

GoingRunsWinsSR
Firm600.0%
Standard400.0%
Good4125.0%

Record by course

CourseRunsWinsSR
Brighton7114.3%

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Data: official UK & Irish results, 2025-03-08–2025-09-29. Historical and not a guarantee of future results. 18+ · BeGambleAware.